The Demon Attorney

	Anonymous asked : "Harold Sanders was arrested for arson yesterday at 8:09 pm on a fellow neighbor's house. No casualties, only the loss of irreplaceable objects. The cause? Four dozen Steel Samurai action figures doused in gasoline, set afire and thrown haphazardly into the living room window."
… Fortunately no victim suffered physical injuries; this criminal act is unpardonable nevertheless and reminds of my profession’s true purpose. I do sincerely hope that the prosecutor in charge is competent enough to get a conviction. (Also… four dozen* figures…? This is delirious! Nngh…)*

Posted on Saturday, 25th of February 2012 // 1 note

lozchic3 said: Wow that’s crazy. Not as bad as some of the other reports I’ve seen or heard. But still up there on the crazy list.
guilty-verdict posted this